October 2009
1 post
Japanese Scientist + Poop →
Always a winning combination
September 2009
3 posts
New Jersey Netski? →
Anything to remove Rattner from any role in the Nets is a plus.
Bill Bavasi is to the M's Fox is to Firefly →
Good god.
August 2009
7 posts
Your Mets starting LF... →
I'd disagree, but then my blog design is... →
Officer, there's an old lady peering into our... →
Buy this, then buy a phone to attach to →
Likely record for "Most songs mangled in a single... →
July 2009
8 posts
Phone Porn →
Chinese people need to know... →
Can you eat them?
F this Train!
Time to lay off the caffeine. I left an interview in Midtown and decided to head down to the Lower East Side to find this shop. For some reason, I just got on a random orange line train and two stops later noticed it was going uptown.
So I got off at Rockefeller center and, like a moron, took the train across the platform. Two stops later, I realized I got on the F train heading towards...
One of the more offensive scenes in Chinese...
So this girl is at the hospital distraught and yelling at her sister. So she finally loses it and declares to her sister, “I’m gonna marry the next man that walks through that door!” Then an Indian man walks through and she got the look that someone farted. Then she’s like, “doesn’t count!”.
That was supposed to be a joke, btw, in case you were busy...
June 2009
6 posts
Sasiiimi... saabu-saabu
My mom pronouces shi sounds of Japanese words with see. So when we’re out at a Japanese restaurant I would hear her say su-see (sushi) or sa-see-mi (sashimi), or saabu-saabu (shabu-shabu). I think it’s because she thinks that’s how Japanese people say it (that’s wrong, btw).
Almost all ESL folks mangle the language one way or another. But this is the most bizarre.
This movie is gonna suck →
Tennis trying to ban Bruce Lee Invention →
*grunt*
Foo Fighters vs. Beastie Boys →
DJ Hero looks like a lot of fun.
May 2009
4 posts
Wow, it looks like crap compared to other sites →
We're #1... →
in APR, as in the ability for colleges to keep student athletes in class and do well academically. See, when Rutgers turned down Ivy League status, it doesn’t we’ve been slacking.
April 2009
5 posts
Great Moments Living in an Immigrant Household
So we're having brown rice for dinner. Dad opens rice cooker.
Dad: Wow! Africa!
Cowboys vs. Indians →
Nothing like Cowboys and Redskin fans going at it like they’re going to win something meaningful.
MySpace add "unsuck layout" button →
Who the hell twitters while driving? →
Though once I get my new phone I might sound a different tone.
White people to ruin tea →
I can’t wait for the day some white guy tell me how to drink tea.
March 2009
10 posts
Asshole Spammer of the Day
Why this web site do not have other languages support?
fuck you, work and travel!
tazer + lighter + video camera →
All packed in a cellphone. Fun.
I got nothing to say about BSG →
So I’m just going to get you to read this. Did you know the first episode came out in 2005?
Sean McFarland has too much guarenteed money
Someone Agrees... →
That the audience members of The Daily Show are barely educated harpies.
When publishing unfinished pages attack →
Great Moments Living in an Immigrant Household
At a BBQ restaurant, two black women sit at the table next to us
Mom: They're already black so why should they wear dark colors. They should wear light colors.
And now you know why people like to speak in their native tongue.
February 2009
17 posts
Autofollow?
Literally 30 seconds of twittering about American Idol, I get followed by a guy who also twittered about it.
What happened to running a tight ship in your SN accounts?
Oh that's funny... →
I was just hearing my dad blaming Bush for the Dow dropping towards 7000. If you plan to accept this premise, then I guess Q1 of 2009 will be blamed on the 20 days of the Bush Presidency. And in Q2 he’ll be absolved. Must be that infallible logic.
Fortunately, I'm too retarded to implement it →
You know you are protectionist... →
when the Chinese are telling you are too protectionist
G2? G2! →
Allah, bring this Android phone to America.
MTV MUSIC starting to suck?
First they removed embedding from their site. Now they added ads. I think I’ll go back to youtube.